There was this cockney lad called Kevin who had two girlfriends Sharon and Maria and he didn't know which one to marry. He wasn't a Christian but when he came by a Roman Catholic church he thought nothing ventured, nothing gained, so went in. He went up to the alter, got on his knees and prayed, "God, tell me who I should marry, should I ave Maria or Sharon, and he looked up above the alter and the sign read, "ave Maria"!
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